By Request....

...more Gary talking in his sleep stories. I've got all sorts of one liners for ya!

Funny: Gary shouted out in the middle of the night in a robust, English accent, "Look, men!........Here come the lions!" I could just picture him in a khaki outfit partaking in an African safari. Upon inquiry the next day, I was informed he had been dreaming about the circus, not a safari. :)

Scary: In a very low, serious and chilling voice, Gary says, "Dawn, there's someone in the room." I immediately got goose bumps and froze. He then says, "There's someone in the corner over there. Don't you see him? Dawn!" Yeah, that pretty much sucked. I think I actually got up and turned the light on cause I was so freaked out.

Weird: This is the episode that I actually caught on film. He was talking up a storm one night so I got out the video recorder and let it roll. He was saying things like, "Thanksgiving dinner at work tomorrow. Huh, gonna have ham!" (He then went on to talk about a guy he did not like and proceeded to punch the wall. )

This was an actual conversation that took place a couple weeks ago when his talking woke me up in the middle of the night:

Gary: "When did you start shooting those off?"

Dawn: "Shooting what off?"

Gary: "Those fireworks."

Dawn: "I wasn't shooting off fireworks, I was watching a golf tournament."

Gary: "Oh."

I could have lots of fun with these strange conversations if I wanted to, but frankly, in the middle of the night, all I want to do is sleep! The problem is, once he wakes me up I can't get back to sleep. I can't even tell you how many times I've stayed awake listening to him snore after he just woke me up with a useless conversation he slept right through. Ugh!